I know I already read this to Dan and Cambry, but I think the warnings on a lovesac label are absolutely hilarious. They are as follows:
WARNING: Improper use of this product may cause injury or death.
Do not jump on the Lovesac--projecting oneself through open space is inherently dangerous--may cause injury or death.
Do not allow children to play unattended on the Lovesac--better yet, do not allow your children to play unattended at all.
Do not eat the LoveSac foam--more importantly, do not inhale--may damage your political career.
Do not allow people to play underneath the Lovesac, or anything else for that matter--may cause injury or death.
Keep away from heaters.
Failure to keep your LoveSac fluffed may cause injury or death to your sac.
Failure to regularly wash your sac is just gross, and could somehow lead to injury or death.
Failure to share the love will only cause you to lose friends--possibly resulting in injury or death.
Anyway. That was kind of random. And really all I had to say. For now. :)
Haha!
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