Saturday, April 6, 2013

The Warning Label

I think people should come with warning labels.
Neatly printed and handed out on street corners, and left in the practice rooms, and scattered over various sidewalks and apartment complexes. Better yet, we should all have a warning label taped on to our foreheads or worn on one of those, "Hi, my name is..." stickers.

Mine would probably say something like:

Hi. My name is Brittney
I'm slightly insane
a little neurotic
an avid over-thinker and
a musician at heart.
I tend to be indirect, insecure, and inconsistent,
but I'm also the best person I've ever been, as of today.

So let's be friends.
Life can only get better!
But just a warning: being friends is for forever.